The Bee Chair Debates...

Friday, March 24, 2006

BCD'S POETRY CORNER: HAIKUS OF METAL

Janie Lane: who knew
"Cherry Pie" was merely a
Euphemism? All.

Oh, Bon Scott you ruled.
Why did vomit claim your life?
Brian Johnson – meh.

What's that? A nibble?
Unmistakable first bite?
Yes: for I'm twice shy.

Sexy, slithering
Plant yelps orgasmically.
Where'd he get those pants?

Beseechingly, I
beg: summon he who heals all,
this "Dr. Feelgood."

Slash, where is your hat?
Unidentifiable
You are without it.

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